Iain Graham writes:
I have just bought (well, been given) a new mobile phone! It, of course, cost me nothing, because we still haven't learnt in this industry, but it came with the now obligatory, shrink-wrapped, 140-page instruction manual on how to use it!! A perfect cure for insomnia! I read the opening page or two and it might as well have been written in Serbo-Croatian for all the sense it made to me!! (I then realised it WAS written in Serbo-Croatian and so I turned to the correct language section) and it was just as incomprehensible!
Even worse, the manufacturers (who are too tight to pay for the printing in the name of 'going green') put the instruction manual on a CD!!